My partial Troll of a Black Metal band.

OK This band is called Black Feast. I pretended to be a fan of them. Their music to my ears sucks!! I don't like it at all!! I know these questions aren't hilarious but there answers are! I purposely didn't ask "true" questions. Also to other bands I don't usually do anything like this but I was bored and wanted to mess with a Black Metal band.

                                                             Very evil!  always makes me laugh



1. How did you come up with the name Black Feast?

BF: Our epitaph script is the perfect one that descript our festive
desecrations, our fire of vengeance at it's evilmost.
Deathspawned Brutal Profanating cemetery lullabies of sabbath.  (Yes, and the satanic darkness will destroy us all!  Were so "kvlt.)

2. How did you get into metal?

BF: Why should i reminisce my wasted childhood?? (not my fault you wasted it.)

3. What song are you most proud of that you have written?

BF: Nocturnal Soul of Black Oath have written our most material till
now, i come with riff parts sometimes and lyrics.
Most cruel one that i write lately was the upcoming demo track hymn
called; "Funeral in Heaven".   (A hymn really?? Oh gosh...)

4. When did you get signed to Nuclear War Now productions?

BF: We signed to NWN prods sometime at last year's 2011 ending era. For
first LP and demo comp.12" deal.

5. When you record a demo how do that do you record it live or do you
do each instrument seperate?

BF: Well all our past recordings were recorded instrumentaly live with
analog 4 tracker, but thesedays we record in Black Metal Coven
studios. We still keep recordings with 4 tracker in our hecatomb from time to time. (That's the only "true" way.. A Black Metal Coven that's hilarious!! Also I guess you have you have to sacrifice a ton of cattle in your hecatomb are you part time butchers?)


6. If you could go on a world tour with one band what band would it be?

BF: We are not Iron Maiden. We want to have nocturnal feast with hordes
as Infernal Curse, Necroccultus, Black Witchery, Impurity,
Hierophant's Descent.  (OK I have to admit I shouldn't have put "world tour" that was an accident but these answer's always make me laugh.


7. Ok this is my last question it's kinda of a dumb question but i'll
ask anyways. How do you guys get the awesome looking bullet belts and
those spikes?

BF: From your grave.  (My grave has some badass stuff then.)

Any last words for the fans or shoutouts? Ok well thank you for your
time keep it metal \m/


BF: Stop the cybernet activity. Why don't you do a REAL zine instead of
this shitty web-blog?   (Hmm if my blog was so shitty you could have just turned me down on the interview in the first place. Funny thing I guess I scared them off by asking un kvlt questions because on the Metal archives they took there email off. I guess I'm not "true" enough... Oh well, who cares!)

All Black Hearted souls write to:

c/o Black Feast
Mestarintie 10
49400 Hamina
Finland


Also later on we exchanged a few emails and he said that I didn't know anything about metal. Whatever!! I just thought I share this so a few people can get a laugh from this.

Trololo to black feast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44



Here's my review of their Worship of Darkness Demo..



Ok I have heard bands like Blasphemy, Bestial Warlust, and Beherit some people might define them as "War Metal". Well, I heard this whole demo and I thought to myself ? "what was this band thinking when they were recording?' Ok, let's start with the review.

 Vocals: Ok, for one It sounds like someone is close to puking into the Microphone and making panting noses that's mixed in with some death growls hear and there. Even at times it seem's like he's blowing into the Microphone it just sounds really bad. So my rating of the vocals is a 1/4

Bass: Is there even a Bassist?? You can't hear the Bass at all it's pretty much non-existant they shouldn't even say there's a Bassist at all because it add's nothing at all to their sound. 0/4

Guitars: The Guitars is what gave this demo a big boost. I have to admit I did like the Guitar riffs they have a great tone to them but it's nothing really orginally it's just Black Metal if the music was better overal and if the production was better l could have enjoyed it more. 2/4

Drums: The Drums at time's slow down. So it isn't just all Blast beats the whole time. However it sounds like the Guitar and Drum intertwine together to make really fast noise that's all it really is. 0/4

Production: Ok I know Black Metal is supposed to have bad production but this is just horrible. It's very bad the Drums and Guitars just sound like noise and you can't even hear the Bass. 0/4

The only song I did like was "Cemetery Profanation". If you see this demo and your thinking about buying it don't waste your money on this garbage. I did hear some songs from their split with Impurity and that sounded OK but even with that I don't think you should buy it. I really hope this band dosen't take themselves seriously especially with names like "Demonomancer of the Rising Curse of Witchery" but they have released several demo's so it dosen't seem they will be stopping anytime soon, sadly.. A word of advice since you guys want to stay underground you should only release an E.P and then fade into existance that's the most kvlt thing to do.

Cobra Interview

                                                                   COBRA

Here's my interview with Nito (Guitarist) of Cobra. Cobra hails from Peru and these guys are Heavy Metal Maniacs till death!!



1. Hails! Thanks for taking your time to answer my questions. OK so my first question is how did Cobra form?

Hails maniac! Nito here. Cobra was formed in 2005. Initially the band was conformed by Pochuck (drums) and I (guitars), we are friends from many years and we always had the idea of making a band together to play heavy metal. Augusto (bass) arrived shortly after. In 2006, and after several unstable lineups, Harry (vocals) and Andrés (guitars) joined the band. The first two years served to forge Cobra solid foundation in their identity and commitment with heavy metal. So in 2007 we released “Demo II: The Highland Warrior”, Pochuck returned to the band and consolidates the actual line up, we entered to the underground circuit and started to play with extreme metal bands such as Anal Vomit, Necropsya, Evil Damn and others, and we started our long relationship with the Peruvian label Austral Holocaust Prods.

2. Most bands in the Underground are usually extreme metal why do you think there has been a resurgence of Traditional Heavy Metal?

Heavy metal can be as strong as any other extreme genre, but for various reasons has been distanced from the aggressiveness which characterized it in the beginning. As we understand in Cobra, metal is about breaking your neck with heavy and violent guitar riffs and not to show how good musician you are or other reason that can take you to sacrifice aggressiveness in your music. I think this is a recovery of the style for so much shit that happened.

3. 2011 you released your first album Lethal Strike do you expect to put anything out this year?

We are concluding the recordings of our second full length album. Also there are going to be other releases in parallel. We hope giving you more details when appropriate.

4. Cobra lyrically overall don’t seem to touch on politics and social stuff where do you find inspiration for your lyrics?

We've done it in few songs. I don’t know how it will be in the future, but for now most of all we write about rock and roll, fights, violence, persecutions, etc. We try to always have roughness in our lyrics.

5. For the readers can you give us a description of your live show?

We are a band made for playing live! We always give 200% and always need to be in action. We can’t stand watching our instruments, we always go out to play with the slogan of win the respect of the headbangers, we have the duty to inject them energy. Sometimes we leave aside the perfection in the execution of the instrument, but you do it better over time. The main idea is to go and die on stage!

6. Do you have any tours planned? (I know it’s out of your reach right now but if you ever do a Southern California show we have a lot of maniac’s in L.A)

We have plans to go on tour here in South America later this year. The idea is always to go further. Europe, North America and Asia are goals to achieve and we really hope to be there. Organize a tour is difficult for us because our reality doesn't allows us to dedicate 100% to music, as we have jobs to maintain and that stuff. However, we are always looking forward to go on tour to achieve our goals as a band.

7. Since you have a song called Blessed by beer I have to ask what’s your favorite beer?

Sincerely any beer that can be drink will be my favorite at that moment. But if I could choose it would be Cuzqueña or Pilsen from here in Perú.

8. What's your opinion on band's like Enforcer and Armour?

I like more Enforcer than Armour, but I think also that the Swedes haven’t reach to capture the violence of their first songs when Olof was responsible for all instruments. However, the situation is very understandable, we have achieved that neither. It’s very difficult to have that exact balance between a good sound and roughness once you enter to the recording studio and record professionally inexperienced. About the bands that have come out recently, you can find everything. It’s inevitable that this revival wave of heavy metal becomes a trend and brings also things with no value at all. I've seen bands with really lousy songs, that because they wear spandex, shirts of classic bands, use walkmans, ataris and in general, force the retro image of the 70s and 80s, they achieve considerable popularity.

Thank for your time!! Do you have any last venom to spew at the readers?

Thanks to all the maniacs for reading these lines, we hope to be someday in your town to rock out in a concert. This year we are releasing our second strike so be prepared!


http://www.facebook.com/CobraPeruHeavyMetal?fref=ts


my fb page
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Metal-Warfare/251114111649604?ref=hl

Scythe -- Beware the Scythe review

  Rick Scythe x-Usurper, x- Nightshade, x- Death Youth is in my opinion one the best Metal guitarist ever!
 What you get from this album is literally a fist in the face. It's Extreme Metal at it's finest. Scythe hailing from Chicago is causing devastation. Scythe's metal onslaught show's no sign of stopping!!

This album is one of those albums that kids in a decade will go back and find this and they will be transported into the metal time machine to old school extreme metal at it's finest.  The first song Iron Witch will rip your face off!! The vocals on this song are sort of "growled" but unlike Cannibal Corpse you can understand what he's saying. The song Beware The Scythe is has an old school black metal feel to it, the vocals on this song for some reason remind me of Nifelheim. There's also a bit of 70's hard rock influence which was cool to hear. Tyrannical Stronghold is one of the heaviest track very reminiscent to old Usurper. Tunguska Death Ray is a re-worked song from Rick's old band Nightshade. The instrument's on this album are all killer there really is no flaw. The production is raw yet the instrument's are heard quite well.

 Something you won't hear on a lot of metal records you hear today is memorability. Rick is a great songwriter even though these song's are more toward the extreme metal side of things every song sticks in your head. Lyrically this band also is very unique there's a song about Nephilim (ancient giants), new world order, occult, conspiracies, and the weirdest one was about Bohemian Grove "Cremation of Care" ceremony. To me at least these lyrics are very interesting

When you listen to this album remember you will suffer from neck pains after. Unlike all these "new" bands trying to play like the old school bands. Rick is from the old school and he is one of the many musician's who laid the blueprint for all these new bands. YOU MUST BEWARE ... BEWARE THE SCYTHE!!

10/10

Ravn Furfjord interview Frosthardr, InnerSiege, Dödsmarsch

                   

                                                           


 This is my interview I did with Ravn of Frothardr, InnerSiege, Dödsmarsch, x-Antestor, x- A Hill to die upon. This is a really great interview very informative and alot of info I haven't read before. I'm very happy to have gotten this interview I haven't seen any recent interview's from Ravn or Frosthardr I was really nervous to ask for and interview I thought what the heck he can only say no. As you can see he didn't I hope you enjoy the interview! One of my favorite part's was when he gave alot of information on the history of Frosthardr really awesome!


1. Is there a band or album that got you into Black Metal


Ravn: 1. I started digging metal back in the late 80's and some hard rock. I became a big fan of Motorhead when a friend gave me the Overkill album on a cassette tape. Before that I listened to some Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath, but my interest in harder rock started with Motorhead. Metallica gave out Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets, and that got me into the thrash metal. When it comes to Black Metal, there was a local radio show playing Darkthrone, Mayhem and Burzum amongst others, and I totally got into the sound of Darkthrone, so I guess that answers your question. I would say that I got my pleasant surprise the first time I heard Horde, which was the first "Christian" Black Metal I ever heard. I know Horde calls it Un-black metal...but I don't Ha haha!


2. Dodsmarch is a new band of yours when can we expect new material from you guys and can you reveal the line up of the band?

Ravn: Dodsmarsch is a unknown chapter, no one knows when anything will happen. We have recorded quite a few new songs, and will work on new material as the time and possibilities allow us, but we have plans to continue until we have an album ready. As for line up...who knows...well I am a part of it as you already figured out ha haha!

3. Frosthardr is amazing band could you give us some history on the band? And do you have any plans to record anything new?

Ravn:  Thank you, I really appreciate that. Frosthardr was an idea or if you will a calling I got in January of 1997. In March of the same year I had gathered some friends (amongst them Dr. E, which still is our guitar player) and started jamming some pretty folk based black metal. Dr. E did the vocals and I played bass back then but switched to guitar and vocals and Dr. E to guitar in 2000 . We had a hard time keeping a steady line up and by the time we got our present line up it was 2002 when Ozol (bass) and Savn (drums) joined us. We released "Necrodisaster2002" which was recorded in 2001 with Savn on drums, Dr. E on guitars, and I did vocals, bass and guitars.
We started playing shows around and after a while we headed outside Norway, like our first show outside Norway was in 2003 playing in London at Destruction fest.In 2004 we released "Makteslos". A 5 track EP, and we went on a small tour to Switzerland and the Czech Republic with our good friends of Drottnar. Following year we played with Slechtvalk on their "At the dawn of war tour". In 2006 we went on a small tour again in the Czech Republic and Switzerland but this time with our friends of Inevitable End. In 2007 we released the "Varg" EP. And by now you're probably bored to death with our history. We also went outside Europe, and played at the Cornerstone Festival that year. In the spring of 2008 I moved to the US, and the band is not actively playing anymore, except for whenever I go to Europe or the guys come to the US. We have a full-length album recorded, but no release date is set yet.

4. What’s your opinion on people calling your bands Unblack Metal? Do you categorize it just under Black Metal? I personally consider your music Black Metal because the music come’s first then the lyrics because it would be ridiculous in my opinion if you had a Power Metal band for example singing satanic lyrics and that got put under “Black Metal”.

Ravn: I have yet to hear a Uhheavy metal, or a Unthrash metal, or an absolutely not a tall rock'n roll band HA HA HA! I really don't care at all what people decide to call their music, but, when ever I play black metal ( this I say because I do play in more than just black metal bands, like for instance Innersiege, which is Power Metal), then I am playing black metal! So yes I totally agree with you on that!

5. You were a member for Antestor for a bit were you just a live musicians and why did you leave?

Ravn: I did play live with Antestor from 2002 and out 2004. Good times! Due to transportation issues (I lived quite a drive away from them) I had to leave the band. I did never record anything with them, and I was in London with Frosthardr during the time the bass was recorded. They also wanted to have their old bass player on that album, which I totally respect!

6. From what I have read at least Norway is supposed to be one of the happiest countries why do you think such grim music come’s from there?

Ravn: I do find happiness in grim music....and grimness in happy music...and the general opinion about a nation does not necessarily go for all of us. I honestly don't know what to answer on that question HAHAHA! We all have our ups and downs no matter what the general opinion is I guess. And if sadness and misery has to do with all of black metal, then I'm one depressed guy...*wiping the smile and laughter of my face in a desperate try to look grim* ha ha! Nah we're not a bunch of emo's is probably what I am trying to say.


7.  Your Power Metal band Inner Siege is also really good. How did you form the band? Is there a possible U.S tour in the works?

Ravn: Thanks again! Innersiege was actually formed a while before I joined. I was asked if I wanted to help them out, just days after I left A Hill To Die Upon. I decided to help them out for live shows, but enjoyed it so much that when they asked me to be their permanent bass player I said yeah! We're going to Switzerland to play at the Elements of Rock this coming week, and that's going to be fun! We're not going on any tours yet, but are doing some shows here and there. We're keeping our Facebook page and Twitter up to date on our shows all the time! I know we will be playing in Chicago at the Ragnarokkr fest, and in Nebraska at Skull fest this year. Add us!

8. Last question when you have played live has there been time’s when secular bands won’t play with you because of your faith?

Ravn:  That has not happened yet as far as I know. People has been pretty cool about it, and it's not like we shove the Bible down their throat so it's all good, we usually not calling ourselves a Christian band, but rather a metal band. The messages we have is from our perspective as Christians. Just like a mechanic is usually a mechanic and a painter is a painter Christian or not. We're musicians with a personal faith!  HAHAHA!

Thank you very much for your time Ravn I wish you the best. Do you have any last words for the fans?

Ravn: Also take your time to check out my one man, no budget project WarHorse!Thank you, and God Bless!

Infernal Assault Interview

                                                                Infernal Assault

Infernal Assault is Thrash Metal band from L.A. These guys are easily one of the best Thrash bands to come out of L.A.  Here's my interview with Chris the bassist of Infernal Assault!!

1. Hey Chris thanks for doing this interview. What are you currently listening to?

Chris: Yeah no problem. Right now I'm listening to Coroner! 

2. Infernal Assault formed in 2007 how did you guys form?

Chris: It started when Oscar wrote couple of songs and his sister came up with the name "Infernal Assault". Then I joined in for bassist. Then we've gotten 2 of our friends Ramses as rhythm guitarist, and Austin as drums and ex lead guitarist from Arsenal from Venice Beach

3. You have had quite a bit of line up changes but you and Oscar are the original members right?

    

Chris: Yes, me and Oscar are the original members

4. Natural Selection is killer!! How was the recording process?

Chris: Thanks. The recording process took months because we have jobs and Oscar had 2 jobs plus school. It was a hassle but we finally got the job done.

5. Out of everything you have released do you have a favorite recording?

Chris: Its hard to say, but I really like "paradox of time"

6. Is the gas mask soldier your mascot?

Chris: yeah he is our mascot

7. You can definitely here a German Thrash influence like Sodom and Destruction. Could you tell the readers some other bands that influence you?

Chris: Coroner, Slayer, Sepultura back when they were thrash. The lists goes on.

8. What gear do you use?

Chris: I use an Ampeg BA-115 and Schecter Stilleto 4 string bass.

9. The L.A Thrash scene seems strong to me. Ironically I haven’t seen any bands or at least good ones from the Bay Area. What’s your opinion on the L.A Thrash Scene and the Thrash Metal scene in general?

Chris: The L.A. Thrash is awesome! There's alot of youngsters that are getting into thrash metal and it keeps growing and growing. And overall I believe the thrash scene is very well alive and doing well.

10. Is there a band you absolutely hate?

 Chris: Yes,and its slipknot! Hahaha

Any last words for the fans??

I'd like to say to our fans, thanks for supporting us! See you all in the pit! Cheers to all of you!

http://www.facebook.com/InfernalAssault

Just send them a PM and you can buy a CD from them.

Interview Wishlist

1. Erazor  ( I sent the interview with Questions never got a reply, Please reply!)

2. Warbringer

3. Nekromantheon

4. Nocturnal

5. Hellish Crossfire

6 . Infernal Assault

7 .Midnight

8. .Eastern Front

9. Division Speed

10. Morbus Chron                    

 Something Ironic 80% of these bands are Thrash Metal and European

                                             Nocturnal!!

Thrill Warriors interview

Thrill Warriors is a Heavy Metal band from Sweden. They put out some awesome Heavy Metal!! Here's an interview I got with their drummer Luvan Loud!

Thanks Luvan for doing this interview. Can you give us some history on how the Thrill Warriors formed?

Sure, Thrill Warriors was formed back in the spring of 2007. Mini (Moa, previous bass player) and I had been in a band together before this and early 2007 we started talking about forming a new one. Fight and Jail joined during the spring and when Sigge Strong joined on vocals later that year the first line-up was formed. Since then we've gone through a few line-up changes.

Linda has been with us on bass now for 3 years and Katrina Kaos and Maximus (stand-in guitar for Fight) joined us when we left Växjö for Gothenburg earlier this year.

2. When I listen to the Thrill Warriors it definitely sounds like a Hard Rock/Traditional Metal but I hear some Rock N’ Roll influence would you agree?

Yeah, some of our old songs are very rock n roll for sure and we do love bands like the Hellacopters, Gluecifer and Nashville Pussy, but lately we've strayed from that. With different line-ups comes different influences and this is by far the heaviest line-up of Thrill Warriors the world has seen.

3. How’s has been the recording for the new demo?

The recording of it went just fine. Well, except for when we got interrupted by flooding... Sweden can be very rainy. What's been taking time is the mixing process but we hope to be finished with that soon. One song at least is finished and will be revealed to the public quite soon in fact.

4. Where you in any other bands before the Thrill Warriors?

I sang in a few bands before Thrill Warriors but only played drums in one; a really, really bad punk band, haha, but we sure had fun! Rehearsal was more laughing than actually playing anything.

5. Why do you think some people underestimate all girl Heavy Metal bands?

I think those would be the same people who underestimate women in general. I find it absolutely pointless focusing on gender when it comes to music. Nobody ever calls Judas Priest a "boy band".

Heavy Metal and Hard rock is a lot about sex, sure, but you don't play it with your sex. We're not a "girl band", we're a heavy metal band.

 

6. Can we expect a full length within a few years?

Definitely! Up until quite recently we haven't felt ready for a full length but we're talking about it. It's mostly a money issue right now.

7. Last question. Why do mustaches infatuate the Thrill Warriors?

The grass is always greener on the other side... We can't grow 'em but we wish we could because well, a good mustache is badass!

Thank you very much for doing this interview. Any Last words for the fans??

Stay heavy

Stay proud

Ever faithful

Ever Loud

 

 

 

 

http://www.facebook.com/thrillwarriors?fref=ts