Monday, April 29, 2013

My partial Troll of a Black Metal band.

OK This band is called Black Feast. I pretended to be a fan of them. Their music to my ears sucks!! I don't like it at all!! I know these questions aren't hilarious but there answers are! I purposely didn't ask "true" questions. Also to other bands I don't usually do anything like this but I was bored and wanted to mess with a Black Metal band.


                                                             Very evil!  always makes me laugh



1. How did you come up with the name Black Feast?

BF: Our epitaph script is the perfect one that descript our festive
desecrations, our fire of vengeance at it's evilmost.
Deathspawned Brutal Profanating cemetery lullabies of sabbath.  (Yes, and the satanic darkness will destroy us all!  Were so "kvlt.)

2. How did you get into metal?

BF: Why should i reminisce my wasted childhood?? (not my fault you wasted it.)

3. What song are you most proud of that you have written?

BF: Nocturnal Soul of Black Oath have written our most material till
now, i come with riff parts sometimes and lyrics.
Most cruel one that i write lately was the upcoming demo track hymn
called; "Funeral in Heaven".   (A hymn really?? Oh gosh...)

4. When did you get signed to Nuclear War Now productions?

BF: We signed to NWN prods sometime at last year's 2011 ending era. For
first LP and demo comp.12" deal.

5. When you record a demo how do that do you record it live or do you
do each instrument seperate?

BF: Well all our past recordings were recorded instrumentaly live with
analog 4 tracker, but thesedays we record in Black Metal Coven
studios. We still keep recordings with 4 tracker in our hecatomb from time to time. (That's the only "true" way.. A Black Metal Coven that's hilarious!! Also I guess you have you have to sacrifice a ton of cattle in your hecatomb are you part time butchers?)


6. If you could go on a world tour with one band what band would it be?

BF: We are not Iron Maiden. We want to have nocturnal feast with hordes
as Infernal Curse, Necroccultus, Black Witchery, Impurity,
Hierophant's Descent.  (OK I have to admit I shouldn't have put "world tour" that was an accident but these answer's always make me laugh.


7. Ok this is my last question it's kinda of a dumb question but i'll
ask anyways. How do you guys get the awesome looking bullet belts and
those spikes?

BF: From your grave.  (My grave has some badass stuff then.)

Any last words for the fans or shoutouts? Ok well thank you for your
time keep it metal \m/


BF: Stop the cybernet activity. Why don't you do a REAL zine instead of
this shitty web-blog?   (Hmm if my blog was so shitty you could have just turned me down on the interview in the first place. Funny thing I guess I scared them off by asking un kvlt questions because on the Metal archives they took there email off. I guess I'm not "true" enough... Oh well, who cares!)

All Black Hearted souls write to:

c/o Black Feast
Mestarintie 10
49400 Hamina
Finland


Also later on we exchanged a few emails and he said that I didn't know anything about metal. Whatever!! I just thought I share this so a few people can get a laugh from this.

Trololo to black feast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44



Here's my review of their Worship of Darkness Demo..



Ok I have heard bands like Blasphemy, Bestial Warlust, and Beherit some people might define them as "War Metal". Well, I heard this whole demo and I thought to myself ? "what was this band thinking when they were recording?' Ok, let's start with the review.

 Vocals: Ok, for one It sounds like someone is close to puking into the Microphone and making panting noses that's mixed in with some death growls hear and there. Even at times it seem's like he's blowing into the Microphone it just sounds really bad. So my rating of the vocals is a 1/4

Bass: Is there even a Bassist?? You can't hear the Bass at all it's pretty much non-existant they shouldn't even say there's a Bassist at all because it add's nothing at all to their sound. 0/4

Guitars: The Guitars is what gave this demo a big boost. I have to admit I did like the Guitar riffs they have a great tone to them but it's nothing really orginally it's just Black Metal if the music was better overal and if the production was better l could have enjoyed it more. 2/4

Drums: The Drums at time's slow down. So it isn't just all Blast beats the whole time. However it sounds like the Guitar and Drum intertwine together to make really fast noise that's all it really is. 0/4

Production: Ok I know Black Metal is supposed to have bad production but this is just horrible. It's very bad the Drums and Guitars just sound like noise and you can't even hear the Bass. 0/4

The only song I did like was "Cemetery Profanation". If you see this demo and your thinking about buying it don't waste your money on this garbage. I did hear some songs from their split with Impurity and that sounded OK but even with that I don't think you should buy it. I really hope this band dosen't take themselves seriously especially with names like "Demonomancer of the Rising Curse of Witchery" but they have released several demo's so it dosen't seem they will be stopping anytime soon, sadly.. A word of advice since you guys want to stay underground you should only release an E.P and then fade into existance that's the most kvlt thing to do.

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